Shiver me timbers! I ain't talking about THAT kind er booty, ye grass-combing swab! Listen here, ye lubbers: Belgium be fer sale on eBay. Aye, on eBay, the whole scurvy nation o' landlubbers (nay, I'll not be including tootsiemuppet and her mates - they be true hearts of oak!). Just ye take a eyeful of this here ar-tee-cle:
*shakes head and looks dejectedly at the floor*
Avast this flubbery! Methinks I'll maneuver past the sale and take the whole country as booty! Ahoy, there, tootsiemuppet and ilthit, are ye with me?
(Arrr... stealin' POB talk to use fer pirate talk be fun!)