Behind a cut:
House and Wilson discussing what House could do to relieve his cold:
House (coyly): "Why, JIMMY!"
Cuddy tells House that one of the Clinic patients has requested a male doctor:
Cuddy: "It looks like the balls are in your court"
House tells the patient, who apparently tried a do-it-yourself circumcision, that he's going to get a plastic surgeon to fix the damage...
"... and get the twinkie back in the wrapper"
Because House is sick, he asks Cameron to write up the symptoms on the whiteboard:
Cameron: "Oh, I get to touch the markers?"
House throws pebbles at Wilson's window to get his attention, like some lovesick teenager - *G*
House complaining about how people idolize childern with terminal diseases, and the bravery they show:
House: "If you're dying, everybody loves you"
Wilson: "You've got a cane; nobody even LIKES you"
House: "I'm just crippled - and you wouldn't believe the things people let me get away with"