Great... thanks to anima mecanique, I now have to gouge my eyes out with a spork!!! - "You didn't hear about the polar bear?"
Great... thanks to anima mecanique, I now have to gouge my eyes out with a spork!!!|
Yep, I'll have to go all Oedipus on you, because I followed her link and read this horribly written Mary Sue: http://www.livejournal.com/community/lotr_babb/4692.html#cutid1
Read it. Go ahead... I dare you to read it and not want to gouge out your eyes!! eeeeeek!!!!
|Date:||July 2nd, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)|| |
I have to kill you now. Sorry. I couldn't even finish it!
eeeeeek!!!!! Damn, but that's an appropriate icon! But - don't shoot me - shoot anima! *points to her, then runs away while you're distracted*
Hey, I didn't write the thing. Shoot the Sue!
Oh, if were only that easy... *sighs*
Arwen,Galadriel,Celebrian: Gay ga-a-ay ga-a-ay, ga-a-ay
I think this might be my favorite line EVER.
Hell, I didn't even get that far... I was just talking about the first story!!!
BTW... I hope you appreciate the fact that I'm typing this while blind. Pretty impressive, huh? *G*
But that means you missed the best part -- the horrible snippet of a sex scene where they refer to the fellow's 'equipment' as a 'second brain'.
Oh, wait... I thought I saw that as a header in one of the other posts! *L*! Something about "squeezing his second brain"? *falls over laughing and gagging*
I'm getting queasy just looking at the link. I dare not click.
*G* It's a journal JUST of what one person has found as the worst Mary Sue's on the web, for LOTR. Hence the LOTR Babble in the name. It's up to posting 16.
You are right to be afraid. None but those with the protection of Eru should enter!!!! *cue spooky music*
(I was in Great Britain too long... I wrote "queue" first!)
his ears that made her stick out not only in the human village they lived in but, also in any Elvis
I think most of us would stand out in an "Elvis" village don't you? *roffles*
|Date:||July 2nd, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC)|| |
Re: his ears that made her stick out not only in the human village they lived in but, also in any El
*looks up, mouth full with a bite of a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich*
"Shpeak fo' yourself!"
Personally, just the choice of the words "stick out" with ears is terrific - *G*.
Suddenly the dream zombie woman trying to gnaw on Izra’s leg disappeared. And her place was taken by a tall slender elf, blond, beautiful and definitely relaxing. As Izra gazed into deep sapphire eyes she realized that she wanted a better background to have Legolas gnaw on her leg.
I think I'll gnaw my own leg completely OFF so I can get AWAY. Wow, Coyote Ugly fic.
*hands you a spork*