By the way, he has his own line of products coming (no pun intended) out:
Cumming... the fragrance (seriously - they show the box... and then he goes on about the other "products")
Cumming in the Air... a candle
Cumming all over... a cream
As he says "after 40 years of jokes about my name..." *G*
Alan says a friend of his is a nose... yes, a parfumier... a "nose".
Alan's looking almost like a schoolboy in a plain black suit, white shirt, skinny black tie, big grin yet almost shy-sounding, hair too long over his face.
I think I hear him say to Jon: "You can say the books" (???)... before I realize he's actually said "look inside the box" (and I flashback to "cottons/curtains" - how the hell am I going to travel in Scotland without a permanent blank look on my face, I have no idea!)... and sure enough Jon Stewart does look inside the box holding the perfume, and the whole inside of it is covered in small black and white posed portraits of Alan... many of them nude (but carefully posed!).