Aye, mates, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day! Get all yer Pirate Talkin' here, savvy?: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
. Stop standin' around like swabs and get to swearin' and cursin' and "arrrr"in' somethin' fierce! Or Bonden'll be on ye scurvy whoresons to be teachin' ye a lesson - arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!